Buaahahahaha at this site....http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

This is Erykah Badu 2 months after having a baby



Now this is me 8 months having a baby...














Yeah right, do you think I'm really going to post that up? lmao

Well after seeing Erykah's body, I'm going to go back to bed and cry now. Having a baby as run havoc on my self-esteem. Most of the time I don't even want to go anywhere because I don't feel attractive anymore. I wish I had all the money in the world to fix my body.

Where the hell are Posh's heels? I didn't even know it was possible for her to walk around without heels on. I thought her feet permanently looked like a Barbie doll's feet, just to accommodate her heels.

So I was on Kanye West's blog and he was pissed off as usual at someone. This time his annoyance was at some random ass blogger that questioned his manhood.

Hey I'm down here in Hawaii in the studio working on music checking out some cool blogs and I run into a pic with me and girl. White Lightning wrote a whole thing about how she heard I don't like girls and I have a 'beard' etc.... What the fuck are you talking about???!!! I know my life is the Truman Show for everyone to judge and comment on but I'm not doing a reality show. I'm not doing anything 'for the camera'! I have some ego problems, bitched out at award shows, have control issues and make some questionable fashion choices but never question MY manhood. This is a message to everybody out there! That said... I think you have a cool blog... not as cool as ' they don't call them lovers in high school, leeland' but none the less cool! I hope you keep posting inspiring and not degrading stuff. Thanks for being creative either way though oh and putting me on your blog. Peace!

....lol...I don't know, but I don't think he's gay. My gaydar detector never went off on Kanye. I think he's just..different..not to mention he's a big fucking baby. But then again, what grown man isn't a big baby at times?

This is all I want...

I'm really sitting here watching old episodes of Doug on Orange Splat. :)

Some little 14 year old girl posted nude pics of herself on Myspace and got arrested. Now she's being charged with child pornography. I don't think she should be charged with such a thing, but she needs some kind better parental supervision (and a good ass whoopin'.). If anything her parents need to be charged with something for allowing that bullshit to happen. Little ass girls posting naked pics of themselves anywhere is downright gross. Smh. What is wrong with the world today. Check out the story at NBC New York

T.I is off to prison for 1 year and a day today. That sucks for his girl Tiny and their family. :(

Speaking of Tiny, I heard that her and Lil Wayne's baby's mama are doing a reality show...Interesting (Real Baby Mama's of Atlanta anyone?)

Designed by Thierry Mugler. Details at WWD. Fierce!!! Although I don't know about that sponge thing on her head....

My little 7 year old brother comes home and tells my other brother that this girl in his class came up to him and told him that she wanted to go on a double date with his friend. Wtf. At 7 years old I was thinking about what Barbie was wearing out to the ball with Ken. I wasn't thinking about dating or sex. Parents really need to step up and start treating their children like children again, because I do believe when a child is acting a little too grown it's all on the parents. I hate when children, especially young girls, act like adults. It's sickening to me.

SOMEONE HIRE THIS BITCH A STYLIST!! STAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You cannot be taken as a serious rapper if you're wearing lace see through pants. Smh.

Interesting...

I used to love Sister, Sister as a kid. They've grown up to be very beautiful!!

M.TA will be having service cut-backs, and raising the fair from 2.00 to 2.50 by May 31st...I remember when taking the subway was like .75. This is some bull. Read more here

Here's Keri at her record release party over at Pink Elephant (NYC) last night. Really wish I could've been there, but y'all know I have babysitter issues. :( Anyways her stylist is always on point!


I'm sorry, but Keri Hilson can't do anything wrong in my eyes, and I'm probably going to have a bunch of blogs about her, so get used to it.

From: info@imperativemgt.com
Subject: Promo girls needed!!!
To:
Date: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 9:49 PM

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Size 7 or smaller.

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Wtf, wtf, wtf....Guess dark skinned chicks aren't good enough for Ciroc or Diddy...Fuckery.

lmao

I love this girl's stuff....Check out her new collection at JessicaLouise.com

How fly is Amber Rose?

(sidenote: lmao@ Perez Hilton's Aretha hat)

I feel like with all these people all of a sudden wifin' up strippers that there's going to be a sudden influx of new strippers coming in thinking that they're going to get the luck Amber Rose and Omarion's new "wife" has had. Sorry ladies, it doesn't exactly work like that, unless you're working in a top club and you're really great at what you do. These girls got really lucky. Being an exotic dancer definitely does take hard work, confidence and you have to be a tough, business minded girl or you won't get anywhere. Kanye West or any other celeb for that matter, isn't going to swoop down to your club and save your ass. Well unless, of course, you are so drop dead gorgeous that all you have to do is stand there doing nothing, and even then that's not really good enough. If you want to be a dancer and be successful and make good money, you better have great conversation skills and know how to be sensual,know a thing or two about working the pole (unless your club doesn't have one) and you better be prepared to take some bullshit from men (and women). Also you better be ready for some slow nights (after all, we are in a recession!), unless you're once again, working in a top strip club. I know some people are laughing, thinking strippin' is easy , but let me tell you,it isn't. People think all a stripper has to do is swing around a pole, shake her ass a lil, give a lap dance here and there, so on and so forth. You dance a set for 15-20 minutes every hour climbing and swinging around a 20ft pole, dancing your ass off, in 7 inch stilettos for 8 hours a day, then get hounded by 20 different dudes right after you get off of stage, then we can talk.

Now don't get me wrong here. I was a go-go dancer for 3 years on and off and loved every minute of it, both the good and the bad. I met a lot of cool people (including my man, lol) and had a lot of fun entertaining folks. It was definitely an experience that I'm glad I have had. I hate that exotic dancers have a bad rap. Not all of the girls are drug addicted whores. Hell most of them are normal everyday mothers or college students. Some of them even hold down a regular day job. I knew one girl that was a lawyer by day, and then a dancer at night. And not all of the girls are catty, but remember you're not there to make friends. You're there to make your money. I mean don't be a bitch to everyone If friendships happen then that's cool, but don't get caught up in any girl drama. In my 3 years of dancing, I never really had any beef with anyone and I never saw any Diamond/Ronnie (Player's Club) fights. Then again I've never worked in any hole in the wall, seedy, clubs either and I hear a lot does go down in those types of places. I honestly wouldn't know though.

Anyways....If you have the looks, the confidence, and the body go for it. Just make sure you're focused and ready to deal with a lot. No use in working over at McDonald's strugglin'.

Monica has been looking really fab lately.





Can't wait for the next Monica album!

O.k I need this shirt...lol



And this one...


And ummm this one too....


I <3 Married to the Mob.

I effin love that show. I'm still pissed my girl Ongina didn't make it to the end. I love that biatch. At least it came down to Bebe Zahara Benet (Camerooooooooon) and Nina Flowers in the end. Can't wait til next season.

She still looks good to me regardless, however Photoshop is one helluva thing.

I think it's just one big coincidence...

.....Then again.

I was about to do something and then totally forget what I was going to do. Ugh. Lack of sleep really does screw with your head. I tried to take a nice little nap and I was rudely awaken by a pacifier being stuffed in my eye. :(

God, I'd kill for her body....Ah someday. lol She looks great. Can't even hate on this chick.

So I was on youtube watching a bunch of random stuff, and stumbled upon this! I thought this was hilarious!!! Stop motion photography is fun! And so are Vintage Little People! I actually collect them. Yeah I know, I'm a dork. :)


This is hilarious too! They're Playmobil figures. lmao

Okay so I have way too much time on my hands......

It's so amazing how he's grown up so fast! It's crazy that he started off as this

Then looked like this


Then this


Then


And now




They grow up so fast!!! Pretty soon he'll be off to college then getting married...*sniff sniff, tear tear*

Cindy Crawford is in the new issue of Allure, looking hot for 43. But I'm wondering where all her stretch marks went? Photoshop is a wonderful thing...





After 4 years of marriage, Rachel Roy has filed for divorce from Dame Dash. Def saw that one coming. Never really looked thrilled to be with each other anyways. More at NYDN


Micheal Jackson is looking to adopt another child. Preferably another boy. He has already made contact with some British adoption agency...Interesting...And yes I put that old ass pic of MJ, because I like that MJ the best.


The Detroit Lions will be retiring Corey Smith's No. 93. Read the rest of the story here So sad :(

So I was flipping through the radio stations and 92.3 K-ROCK has disappeared... I was kind of upset because that really is the only good NY rock station here. Now 92.3 is another urban/pop station (because we really needed yet another one. Hot 97 and Power 105.1 Z100 and so on wasn't enough) and K-ROCK is now an online station. Boo hoo. :(

So I was reading on NME.com (and also heard on VH-1) that the Nirvana back catalogue is being re-released on 180-gram vinyl. I could of sworn that it was all already released last year sometime...Anyways ORG is re-releasing Nevermind, In Utero, and MTV Unplugged throughout this year.

Barneys New York is cutting 76 jobs...Read more at Trash Bag Aesthetics.

Here's a demo track from Christina Milan's album Elope. This may be the 2nd single.




Also...



Not dating eh? lol

Yay! Loves it. Keri is so fly! This is a great collaboration. By the way her album is finally out! I've been waiting forever for this, and the album is pretty good. Check out the reviews here

He's just learning to crawl and has turned into baby Go Diego Go...He crawled himself right under my bed and got stuck and started crying when he couldn't get back out. Hilarious! I wish I took a picture!

Okay so anyone who knows me well, knows I have a serious shoe and purse fetish. My closet doesn't even have enough space to hold half my shoes. Pretty soon I will be selling some shoes on eBay (even though I'm beefing with those assholes, but that's a whole other story)so I can replace them with these.

Yves St. Laurent Tribute Pumps...These have been out for a minute, but I need them.
Louis Vuitton Pomegranate Wedge Sandal...Think they're super cute for Spring...whenever Spring decides to actually get here.

L.A.M.B Fatin Gladiator Flat

Melody Ehsani...Not sure what exactly they're called yet, because they're not out!...lol

Hot Topic actually has some pretty cute shoes too..


I must also add that I am loving that stripper shoes are in style.